I have been working diligently on my newest project which is all about my vacation in Washington this summer. I needed a break, and wow, was a presented with an opportunity for that just now…
Want to know a few things about me? Okay! First thing I will share with you is that I am a member of a club called Swag Bucks. It’s a site where you get paid real money (pennies) to watch ads, take surveys, etc. etc. I do this often, and it has netted me a little bit of spending money here and there.
I am also on a diet. Well, right now I’m not because of returning from vacation and just failing to get back into the routine. The diet is a low carb diet that has netted me a modest bit of success. I enjoy the diet, but I do miss out on my favorite foods.
These two tidbits of information are merely frames for the discussion I am about to have with you about crazy things that people do that I falsely say “I don’t get it.” Because understanding this, knowing why, actually longing for this to happen would label me as some sort of social leper. (My political beliefs, vericose veins, out of control adult language, coarse sense of humor and general angry face already kind of establishes that).
Anyhow, if you want to keep reading I warn you now. I am going to probably write adult words that hurt your moralistic ear drums. If you can’t handle biblical words like damn, ass, and bastard – it only gets worse from here.