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Funny Reviews Only on Amazon!

Believe it or not, some of the best written humor is found not on a comedy website, but instead, on the monolithic online department store, Amazon.  That humor is found in the review section for certain products and it seems the more mundane an item, the funnier the review.  For Example:

1. Three-Wolf Moon T-Shirt

This shirt is epic.

By Amazon Customer on November 10, 2008

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.

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Introducing G-Project’s G-Grip

You ever wonder to yourself, “Man, I love my phone, but the speakers are shit!” and you went over to best buy and realized to get a nice wireless speaker, you may have to drop more than $100.00 for something with quality sound and range?  (Let’s face it, wired is out unless you are jacking into something that will render you hard-of-hearing immediately after that Katy Perry song is over).

Dr. Dre has you covered, but you have to pay those chronic prices for his products and that highly symmetrical JamBox is running over $100.00.  What options do you have? Those no-name Chinese brand speakers that cost $15.00 at first seem great, but then you listen to them and realize your phone is actually not bad after all.  Where are the options?

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