Remember back in the day when you were a kid and you had a particular toy that was deadly enough to kill or permanently maim you? Particularly, the noble sling shot, which has several ways to catastrophically fail and ruin your summer. Well if you are old enough to remember them (If you have a kid, ask them if they know what a slingshot is, if they don’t know, congratulations, you just caused a bunny to drown), then you may remember being terribly inaccurate. You may remember the rubber band breaking and popping you in the face. You may remember your limp, weak, pussy wrist either getting sprained or popped one good time. If a ricochet happened, and your ball bearing became part of your ball bearings, you definitely remember that. Today, I introduce you to Jorg Sprave, a grown man with a cool accent who is stuck in his childhood years playing with slingshots. Not any slingshots mind you, slingshots that violate articles of the Geneva Convention.